Ford says the ‘93 Taurus is the only car to drive in 2010, and they think Americans will have no other choice but to agree….

Honors student Rebecca Bunten died in the crash today, leaving the nation to wonder why the grisly experience of burning alive was not reserved for……

People are breathing a sigh of relief today for the long-suffering spectators’ sudden deaths, and for the total elimination of the Clippers’ roster off the face of the earth….

Anna Stephenson stops by Today NOW! to show parents of girly sons costume tips to survive Halloween without accentuating their child’s already obvious homosexuality….

In The Know panelists call Biden’s decision to sneeze in the middle of a high level policy meeting ‘disgusting’ and ‘completely inappropriate.’…

White House officials admit Obama’s extreme confidence and total euphoria over “hope” and “change” were symptoms of a prolonged manic episode….

Designed with the frustrated, sleep-deprived parent in mind, the BabySafe Ball can withstand shaking, stabbing, and claims you wish it had never been born….

Rep. Iscoe warns gays will give penises to lesbians who will give them vaginas so that homosexuals can marry and continue their attack on the American family….

Congress says that with no way to actually pay back our debts, faking a coup to eliminate financial obligations is the best plan for the U.S. economy….

Rep. Lynn Merriweather says bill will protect the millions of Americans who just want to appear as young as they feel on the inside, that’s all….