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		<title>Accidental Shooting Prank &#8211; JustForLaughs.TV</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 04:14:37 +0000</pubDate>
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It&#8217;s 1, 2, 3 &#8230; BANG! When these people are asked to help start a running race, they didn&#8217;t realize they would accidentally shoot a bird! (
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<p>It&#8217;s 1, 2, 3 &#8230; BANG! When these people are asked to help start a running race, they didn&#8217;t realize they would accidentally shoot a bird! (</p>
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		<title>Equalizer monster truck freestyle</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2009 07:37:57 +0000</pubDate>
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Equalizer monster truck freestyle from the Back to School Monster Truck Bash at Lowes Dirt Track in Concord, NC on August 15, 2009&#8230;.
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<p>Equalizer monster truck freestyle from the Back to School Monster Truck Bash at Lowes Dirt Track in Concord, NC on August 15, 2009&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>Nascars kyle busch vs brian vickers at the michigan race.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 05:38:53 +0000</pubDate>
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ChannelShifts coverage of NASCARs Kyle Busch and Brian Vickers at the Michigan race. The two race car drivers fight on pit lane after a great battle on the track. These guys wont even look at each other&#8230;good times&#8230;.
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<p>ChannelShifts coverage of NASCARs Kyle Busch and Brian Vickers at the Michigan race. The two race car drivers fight on pit lane after a great battle on the track. These guys wont even look at each other&#8230;good times&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>Chicks drag racing</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 03:54:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Racing]]></category>
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This Goes To Show Why Chicks May Not Be The Best Drag Racing Candidates&#8230;
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<p>This Goes To Show Why Chicks May Not Be The Best Drag Racing Candidates&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Lamborghini crashes into cameraman</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 03:54:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Shocking]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Super]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Supercar]]></category>
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A Knockhill Racing Circuit driver gave a cameraman a lesson in hard knocks when his Lamborghini Gallardo lost control and crashed through a barrier. Both men are in stable condition&#8230;.
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<p>A Knockhill Racing Circuit driver gave a cameraman a lesson in hard knocks when his Lamborghini Gallardo lost control and crashed through a barrier. Both men are in stable condition&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>Sam schmidt part 3</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2009 20:04:33 +0000</pubDate>
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Sam Schimdt talks with Michele Rahal 1 on 1&#8230;.
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<p>Sam Schimdt talks with Michele Rahal 1 on 1&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>Speed weekend update</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2009 20:04:32 +0000</pubDate>
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ChannelShift.com Weekend Update on SPEED. NASCAR, F1, MotoGP, Indycar, NHRA, Dale Earnhardt Jr., Danica Patrick and more&#8230;.
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		<title>Very close call during race</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2009 20:04:31 +0000</pubDate>
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This guy better check himself in case he sh!t himself&#8230;.
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<p>This guy better check himself in case he sh!t himself&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>Two out of control racers crash into crowd</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 23:23:53 +0000</pubDate>
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Even in a race, following the leader is not always guaranteed to get you to the finish line&#8230;.
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<p>Even in a race, following the leader is not always guaranteed to get you to the finish line&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>Autoworkers compete to keep jobs, livelihoods on new reality show</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 23:23:44 +0000</pubDate>
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Tune in to Auto Warriors to watch two Ford plants battle it out before the LIVE season finale event: one plant will close, 3000 will get the axe!&#8230;
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