Anal Aquarium » Obama http://www.analaquarium.com Where Funny Meets Fish Sun, 15 Nov 2009 04:15:05 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 en hourly 1 Ford Unveils New Car For Cash-Strapped Buyers: The 1993 Taurus http://www.analaquarium.com/ford-unveils-new-car-for-cash-strapped-buyers-the-1993-taurus/ http://www.analaquarium.com/ford-unveils-new-car-for-cash-strapped-buyers-the-1993-taurus/#comments Sun, 15 Nov 2009 04:14:29 +0000 http://www.analaquarium.com/ford-unveils-new-car-for-cash-strapped-buyers-the-1993-taurus/


Ford says the ‘93 Taurus is the only car to drive in 2010, and they think Americans will have no other choice but to agree….

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Honors student Rebecca Bunten died in the crash today, leaving the nation to wonder why the grisly experience of burning alive was not reserved for……

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In The Know panelists call Biden’s decision to sneeze in the middle of a high level policy meeting ‘disgusting’ and ‘completely inappropriate.’…

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White House officials admit Obama’s extreme confidence and total euphoria over “hope” and “change” were symptoms of a prolonged manic episode….

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Congress says that with no way to actually pay back our debts, faking a coup to eliminate financial obligations is the best plan for the U.S. economy….

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Supporters of the Pentagon’s Dragon Tank urge Obama to reconsider the fearsome power of titanium nostrils mounted with long-range flamethrowers….

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The President says the purpose of the performance reviews is to have a little face time to make sure we’re all on the same page going forward….

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Treasury officials say the gold has just been rattling around in the bottom of some vaults at the US Bullion Depository anyway….

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Sam Schimdt talks with Michele Rahal 1 on 1 about Stem Cell Research and the current administration with President Obama…

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Obama will abandon complex policies on emissions, clean coal and refocus on achievable goals like applying deodorant daily, learning what to say when you burp….

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