Ford says the ‘93 Taurus is the only car to drive in 2010, and they think Americans will have no other choice but to agree….

Honors student Rebecca Bunten died in the crash today, leaving the nation to wonder why the grisly experience of burning alive was not reserved for……

In The Know panelists call Biden’s decision to sneeze in the middle of a high level policy meeting ‘disgusting’ and ‘completely inappropriate.’…

White House officials admit Obama’s extreme confidence and total euphoria over “hope” and “change” were symptoms of a prolonged manic episode….

Congress says that with no way to actually pay back our debts, faking a coup to eliminate financial obligations is the best plan for the U.S. economy….

Supporters of the Pentagon’s Dragon Tank urge Obama to reconsider the fearsome power of titanium nostrils mounted with long-range flamethrowers….

The President says the purpose of the performance reviews is to have a little face time to make sure we’re all on the same page going forward….

Treasury officials say the gold has just been rattling around in the bottom of some vaults at the US Bullion Depository anyway….

Sam Schimdt talks with Michele Rahal 1 on 1 about Stem Cell Research and the current administration with President Obama…

Obama will abandon complex policies on emissions, clean coal and refocus on achievable goals like applying deodorant daily, learning what to say when you burp….