Ford says the ‘93 Taurus is the only car to drive in 2010, and they think Americans will have no other choice but to agree….

Honors student Rebecca Bunten died in the crash today, leaving the nation to wonder why the grisly experience of burning alive was not reserved for……

People are breathing a sigh of relief today for the long-suffering spectators’ sudden deaths, and for the total elimination of the Clippers’ roster off the face of the earth….

Anna Stephenson stops by Today NOW! to show parents of girly sons costume tips to survive Halloween without accentuating their child’s already obvious homosexuality….

In The Know panelists call Biden’s decision to sneeze in the middle of a high level policy meeting ‘disgusting’ and ‘completely inappropriate.’…

Congressman Eisley conducts hearing on Market Data Protection Reform, restrains self from murdering five year old son….

White House officials admit Obama’s extreme confidence and total euphoria over “hope” and “change” were symptoms of a prolonged manic episode….

Women Deserve Better says PETA abuses defenseless, simple-minded women by forcing them to remove their clothing and participate in humiliating……

Web users who choose to move to the desolate village are guaranteed an environment free from Google products and natural light from the sun….

Designed with the frustrated, sleep-deprived parent in mind, the BabySafe Ball can withstand shaking, stabbing, and claims you wish it had never been born….